Lyrics

To the tune of “Big Rock Candy Mountains” by Hank McClintock

One evening as the sun went down behind the 7-11
Through the trash came a crack-head walking, and selling gold tickets to heaven
“For 99 bucks you get eternal life and that’s a bargain, damn it
And with your dough I get to go to the Big Rock Cocaine Planet”

“To the Big Rock Cocaine Planet, on a saucer built for three
God told me of his master plan behind the KFC”
But the Po-Po picked him up real quick, seems the gold wasn’t legit
With pipes and blow, and big cash you know, and a baby alligator and a wife in tow
There’ll be no cocaine planet

[Whistling]

“Though I’ll burn in fire I’ll wear a wire
To avoid the time I’ll drop a dime
And fly to Cocaine Planet”