Lyrics

To the tune of Glenn Miller's "I've Got A Gal In Kalamazoo"


A B C D E F G H I’m terrified by bears and raccoons
I need Ativan when I find my trash can full of bears and raccoons
Lock all the doors, flush the macaroons
They’ll rip you up Jim if they find their way in, those bears and raccoons

I’m gonna phone the neighbors, and hope they have more flavor when they foray
I’m not leavin ‘til I hear a policeman Hiya Mr. Tony, everything’s OK I L L T H E M

All animals want you dead before noon
Send me a guy down from PTI to drive me there soon
Won’t leave the house until they send somebody by to kill the bears and raccoons
Bears and raccoons