Lyrics

Watching a game on the tube today
stresses me out a lot
I thought RG3 and Kirk were decent
but I get the sense they’re not.
And now my mind is miles away
and I just need to go

get off the couch and stretch my legs
and scream, "That’s it, I’m boiling eggs!"
I thought this year had to be better
but so far it’s more of the same
I can’t watch another minute of these games

A parody of "Where Everybody Knows Your Name," the theme from "Cheers"