Lyrics

I usually try to avoid repeating a song that has already been done (Joe and Hampton crushed this one a while back) but I couldn't resist in this case. C'mon man, who hasn't heard of Ship Sticks?

Lyrics:
Never heard of Ship Sticks?
Frankly, I'm appalled.
Everyone knows Ship Sticks!
How do you keep this job?
What is that you're saying to me?
Nope, not mailing these clubs in town.
Don't you know who I am?
Not just some bald orange clown.
And if you believe I'm lugging these things through Grand Central,
Then you're mistaken.
I think you'll ship my sticks today.

*A parody of Superstition by Stevie Wonder