Lyrics

In response to Satch's latest ridiculous multiple shopping trips to Lord & Taylor.

LYRICS:
Right from the start I guess my plan was not that smart.
But hey, I had a coupon.
I couldn't stop my grinning, it was the gift that kept on giving.
I fear I'm becoming Wilbon!

And then I saw a cool suit coat, uh oh,
A fancy sweater made from goat, uh oh,
All I wanted was a billfold,
But that got old, so old!

Now I'm shopping for no reason,
If I go home I'll get bored.
Just a second now this coat is linen
Hold it, maybe I'll come back again!
If it's in the cards, I'll be back again tomorrow w/ more cash
I'll even call up my kin
And I'll drop loads of dough on him!

*A parody of Pink's "Just Give Me A Reason"