Lyrics

A website-only homage to the brilliant & hilarious "We Miss Junior (Hallelujah)" jingle by John Welsh. The original Leonard Cohen version of this song has like 30 verses, so if you feel like adding one, I encourage you to write & record Part III!

Time is money so he wanted cash
you weasels couldn’t stomach that
‘cause you don’t really wanna pay for guests do ya?
So now he hosts his own show
he carries on like McEnroe
and I hear the Littles scream, “We sure miss Junior!”

Where is Junior?
Bring back Junior
There was way more humor
when you booked Junior

Tony we’ve heard this before
pushing cars, moving doors
and droning on about some editor who screwed ya
Now when the hell did you go wrong?
You had great guests, this show was strong
Do you think you lost your way when you lost Junior…?

Where is Junior?
We miss Junior
Bring back Junior
Where is Junior?

A parody of Leonard Cohen, "Hallelujah," in the style of the incomparable kd lang