Lyrics

This song tells the story of the time Tony Kornheiser met Larry David. It was brief, to say the least. Tony figured they had so much in common that they'd be fast friends. They went to the same summer camp, had the TV sitcom connection and even had mutual friends -- it seemed like a no-brainer. But LD couldn't get away from TK fast enough and excused himself after a few minutes of awkward conversation.

You went to Camp Keeyuma
one year after me
And Jason Alexander played
both of us on TV

I don’t watch your show, Larry
though I have tried to
‘cause every bad choice you make
I think, “Hey, that’s what I’d do!”

Whoop dee doo

I’m just like you
I whine like you, I’m bald like you, too
Why don’t you
wanna talk to me?
We could learn to be
best friends, too

A parody of The Jungle Book, “I Wanna Be Like You"