I Go To Extremes (Beg For Ice Cream)

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A parody of a song by Billy Joel.
Recorded by Jerry in Annandale, VA
Recorded: 04/15/2014  Released: 04/17/2014  First aired: 06/03/2014

Lyrics

You think he’s joking
but darling it’s true
Tony wants all kinds of freebies from you

Cranberry almonds, free copper scrap
Tony’s mailbag is full of so much crap

What kind of pittance does PTI pay?
Guess that’s why Reali went to GMA
or maybe TK's just cheap

Tony, I don’t know why you beg for ice cream
the Littles make less in a year than you make in a week
You want mint chip or pecan
You’re the King and the Littles are pawns
Tony, I don’t know why you ask for ice cream

A parody of Billy Joel, “I Go To Extremes"

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  • Kj in St. Paul
    #youneverknow
    3684 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
    I was hoping to ride that wave with The Stranger/Schnorer. But then Kj's I Got You Babe played, so I think I'm done for the week. Or who knows what goes on in the mysterious depths of the ersatz cockney mind.
    3684 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    After hearing multiple recent episodes chortling about free ice cream, I reminded Nigel that there was actually a timely jingle on the subject...
    3684 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
    Six weeks! Did you resubmit it for consideration? Or did you just bide your time until the ice cream moment hit?
    3684 days ago.
  • Jolene in Grand Island, NE
    Love it! Been listening all week to the Billy Joel channel on XM radio.
    3724 days ago.
  • Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
    Patrick carpools. He's the Dagwood Bumstead of TK Jingles. Runs over the mailman and everything.
    3725 days ago.
  • Kj in St. Paul, MN
    I always really liked this Joel song and I love what you did with it here. Patrick: I LOVE that you play jingles in a work vehicle.
    3725 days ago.
  • Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
    That's great stuff, Jerry!
    3731 days ago.
  • Patrick Moffett in Sacramento, CA
    Love the chorus Jerry, you had some passengers in a work vehicle, who have never heard the show, laughing along with me.
    3731 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
    Now THAT is a good question. And a very fine jingle, as ever.
    3731 days ago.