I Can't Make This Stuff Up (I Can't Make You Love Me)
Lyrics
Thanks to Brad and John F. for previewing and to Brad for the lyrical tweak.
Lyrics:
Turned down a room
without a robe.
Hope's Sorkin's hungry
But he'll never show.
Please hold his hand.
He's too scared to fly.
But wants to spend his dough
on a G5,
on a G5.
And I can't make this stuff up if I try.
Who could imagine the prattle comin' from this guy?
Bought the house next to him
but that plan went sour.
Michael & Liz ain't movin' in
So on to the Mayflower.
With 2 robes.
Yeah, 2 robes!
Cuz I can't make this stuff up if I try (fade)
*A parody of "I Can't Make You Love Me" by Bonnie Raitt
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