Lyrics

Honestly, I'm a Grad School Music Major. Why am I even doing this? Well, maybe he'll give me a sticker or some of that Chinese meat.

Standing in line, marking time, waiting to see if this hotel is fine. Still high from the plane ride.

They should have passed a law in '64 to give those who got a lot a little more. Is two bathrobes too much to ask?

Doesn't matter if you like snow pea's, travel, or wine, or can even get my dog to stop biting my eyes. The McDonald's is on the Westerly Side!

Two Bathrobes or no business. That fact will never change.
Two Bathrobes or no business. Honestly, what the fuck am I even doing here.