Lyrics

Wasting time, exchanging dimes
Bitching about the Purple Line
Then begging for MeUndies socks
A man in a Haspel suit, button fly
Swears his underwear changed his life
A customer service guy says, “Thank you, Paul.”

That’s just the way it is
Show’s unlikely to ever change
What’s Georgetown’s record, Chris?
Pour one out for Kip Sheeman

Said hey, orange guy, would ya like to dine with some strangers and their kids, ask my
son anything about Hedo Turkoglu
Said hey, old man, do you understand that when you ask Steve Sands
“Do you think we should renounce membership in Tiger’s retinue?”
We think

That's just the way it is
Some things inevitably stagnate
Tom Waddle played the 46
Ah, but don't you believe it