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I've been away for a while so I haven't been able to keep up with the show as best as I could. I looked throughout the jingles and I didn't see anybody use this specific song, but I apologize if somebody already has.

I've been listenin', for about two years now
A Millennial who doesn't use a radio.
I can work my own google machine
I can even watch the Hulu.
But this show, has taught me so much
In segments like Old Guy Radio.
Chimps grow into monkeys, and emu's into ostriches
I can't wait for the podcast called, The Rose.

Needles Info that I won't ever need
About DC Weather, Organisms, and Sports.
If a deer is ever in my backyard
I have no clue how to hook up a hose.
Just Remember in your off time
Beneath your hatred for Papelbon.
Lies the seed, that was your radio show
Has bloomed into a podcast called The Rose.