Che Tonyna Kornheisa (to the tune of the opera aria Che gelida manina) recorded live with full orchestra

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Recorded by yonirose19 in Washington, DC
Recorded: 03/13/2014  Released: 03/14/2014  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

Sit down to watch the tv and I hit news channel 8
hear that Tony’s radio show’s really great.
But to my horror he isn’t on there
O what a fool I’ve been, O I’m so stupid.
I turn on my radio and then suddenly appears
His voice, his voice it’s so angry and so vicious. O wow.
Who is it? A bald and orange man. What is he doing?
Begging to get free gifts-Shameful!
A Jim Coleman caddy, a house in Chevy Chase
Don’t forget the convertible he keeps for fun at his house at Rehoboth beach.
He really is a millionaire.
When he is on I listen with my ears peeled for every precious word.
I have to strain my hearing to hear his show from yesterday
Sales weasels, the sons of bitches.
I can’t take this horrible podcast delay.
Now that I’ve sung this song please play it for me
So you’re not the only one who begs for free stuff.

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  • Tom in Kissimmee FL
    WOW Thank You for the Great Talent
    3754 days ago.
  • yonirose19 in Washington, DC
    I hope so. The woman I am related to by marriage has been complaining bitterly about having to listen to the show while we wait to hear it played. I'm not sure how much longer she can hold out.
    3874 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    Huh, referenced LAST Friday but still unaired? Crazy. Surely on air next week
    3874 days ago.
  • Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
    Yeah, I have an orchestra, too.
    3887 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
    I do that all the time. It's wonderful to get an advance listen!
    3888 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    There are so many tunes that particular FAQ may be outdated. Thanks for sharing early!
    3888 days ago.
  • yonirose19 in Washington, DC
    My apologies to Nigel for posting it here before emailing it to the show. I did not read the FAQs before I posted this. I am drafting an email and will send it in to the show.
    3888 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    Bravo! I expected to hear a crowded theater jump up in applause at the end of this. Way to blaze new trails with this!
    3888 days ago.
  • Patrick Moffett in Sacramento, CA
    Incredible. Completely fantastic.
    3888 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Jaw dropping.......
    3888 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Carrboro, NC
    Oh, sure, Puccini. Piece of cake. But Wagner, now that's opera. I'm a little ashamed to admit I had been thinking of a jingle to Alvin and the Chipmunks. You have elevated the level of everything ever associated with this show. We are humbled, and can only sit in reverential awe.
    3888 days ago.
  • yonirose19 in Washington, DC
    Thanks for the compliment. I was so happy that I was able to do it with full orchestra. It's so rare to have that opportunity.
    3888 days ago.
  • Byron in Philadelphia, PA
    This is incredible - I wasn't expecting a TK Jingle to nearly bring me to tears! The quality of this may force me into jingle retirement though...how can we compete with a full orchestra!?!
    3888 days ago.

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