Lyrics

There was a time, when I was alone.
Nowhere to go and no place to call home.
My only friend was this juicy old bone,
I needed a young man who would run and let me roam.

Then one night, as I closed my eyes,
A young man walked up with great runner's thighs.
He had the sweetest smile, I had found my perfect mate.
Til I realized a sad truth when he moved out of the way.

An old Jewish Bald Man in his eighties,
And there's no freaking way he can run with me.
And ever since that day.....

My name is Cheesy, and I bite hands.
Didn't bite to bad until I was bit by the old man.
And now he thinks, I can walk up a step,
But he'll break his back as my revenge.

Run, Run, Old Man. Chase after me.
You may take me to a park, or some random tree, but your yard is where I'll pee.
Hit me in the face once more with a frisbee, and your pillow is where I'll pee.

I loe you old man, and I'm sorry I'm picky,
But your yard is where I'll pee.