Lyrics

Long after the Super Bowl, before opening day
I never listen to sports shows ‘cause they’ve got nothing to say
But that never stops Tony and every morning ’til noon
When he runs low of topics he just talks about his food

If you like antibiotics in your food that doesn’t touch
And if once a generation you head to Subway for lunch
If you get Chicken Parmigiana when everyone else has steak
This is the show you’ve been lookin’ for, where every day is Thursday

A parody of Rupert Holmes, “Escape (The Pina Colada Song)”