Lyrics

What is that sound?
the old man again
beating his point into the ground
Can’t hold him down
there he goes again
“Why was the Orchid on the mound?”
He’s doubling down
on his point again
telling everyone in town
He’s really loud
getting sick of this
gonna turn my radio down

He made this point yesterday
He makes this point every day

He says “The Nationals are the Capitals
yep, the Nationals are the Capitals?
He’ll say it 22 times on a good day
and 43 times on a bad day

Mike in Burke’s annoyed
So annoyed

What is that sound?
the old man again
beating his point into the ground
Can’t hold him down
there he goes again
“Why was the Orchid on the mound?”

A parody of Chumbawamba, "Tubthumping"