Lyrics

For the full Dick Clark treatment & the origin of "Sweaty Parcheesi" & his young friend Joey, be sure to listen to the 100th episode of the TK Jingles Prodcast!

Sweaty, teach me to schvitz (huh?)
Sweaty, (uh huh) teach me to schvitz
Well I’ve heard it’s a place I don’t wanna miss
It sounds like fun and it really is
Come on Sweaty, and teach me to schvitz

Now Joey, (what’s that?) it's easy to schvitz (if you say so)
Joey, it's so easy to schvitz (oh yeah…)
Now drop your pants, we’ll have a great time!
I’ll bring the meat, you bring the wine
Come on, Joey I'll teach you to schvitz
(oh, show me that right now)

There’s a boy named Victor (teach me to schvitz)
he’ll rub you down (teach me to schvitz)
Now can you picture (teach me to schvitz)
a locker room at a steak house?

Sweaty, teach me to schvitz
Joey, you’re gettin’ the gist
Cause everybody's schvitzing now
Well except the women they’re not allowed!
Everybody, we'll teach you to schvitz

Uh oh, my pants just fell down...