Lyrics

Mike and Mike is the worst f-ing show in the history of creation
And the only other talent the weasels value is from the Redskins nation
Every summer the best show they have takes a two month forced vacation

Daniel Snyder bought the place to prevent his defamation
Listen too long and your brain will die from oxygen deprivation
If it weren't for Tony's show
I'd never listen, no

I really, really hate this station
And listen in moderation
If it weren't for Tony's affiliation
I'd never listen to this station

A parody of Red Hot Chili Peppers, “Californication”