Lyrics

Here comes Kevin's grisly newscast
Atomic wedgies, monkeys, death and belly laughs
He'll try the weather, but his colleagues don't agree
A wintry mix or 4' to 6', I guess we'll wait and see

Don't hit the booze. or disappear from a cruise
You might wind up
on Sheehan's news
Breaking stories, Share some more please
You've left us all, quite amused

Emails piling up
Nigel scurries
Check that fax line, there's one in there from '93
Play that jingle
The latest from Negrelli
or one from that Norwegian chick
it all sounds good to me

Now it's time for mail
right after a sale
of Jim Coleman's motorcars
Mister Tony's got some emails
and some notes, for all you folks

By Joe Aro/Ellicott City, MD
Parody of JOHN DENVER'S Take Me Home, Country Roads
I'm sending it in, although I'm pretty sure after hearing Mr. Tony's lukewarm response to a JD tune last week that this one won't get any airtime.