The Michelob Ultra Song (The Pina Colada Song)

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A parody of a song by Rupert Holmes.
A Collaboration by mrlip in Springfield, VA & Claire in Witness Protection
Recorded: 01/20/2021  Released: 01/20/2021  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

Many thanks to Claire Natola for this awsome and ridiculous idea in support of Joe Aro and Stephanie Jacob.

It is nice to know there is a place in your heart for someone who likes a 95-calorie beer. Presonally, I like a good turn-around song, and I’m also not afraid of light beer.

Cheers to you two!

I was tired of Maryland
This pandemic's too long
Like a karaoke version
Of a Don McLean song

Though we're supposed to stay homebound
I'd rather head out of town
See there's this chick in Atlanta
A Little online I found

If you like Michelob Ultra
And the Orioles, hon
And you eat RoFo chicken
Duckpin bowling for fun

Karaoke tunes at midnight
Jingle songs that are great
I’ll be coming down to Georgia
For a week-long blind date

Cuz I like Michelob Ultra
My football team has no name
I got an accent from Bal'more
She likes me just the same

Now we keep posting pictures
Loyal Littles they can't wait
To hear songs from Atlanta
Singing 'bout mayonnaise

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  • Ruth Bandler
    The littles are terrific with their support of each other. :)
    1384 days ago.
  • Byron in Philadelphia, PA
    Amazing!
    1384 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    I'm available, as long as Dr. Tony is working the grill.
    1384 days ago.
  • Tom in Kissimmee FL
    But are you available to sing at a wedding??
    1385 days ago.