Lyrics

Another one for Jason. It's hard to follow Brad's brilliant "Judofuse" but there was no way I was going to let Jason's "76 (Simply The Best)" jingle pass without a response. You didn't see this going any other way, did you? As Brad said, turn-around is fair play. I know I didn't turn it around in 15 minutes but 1 day USED to be impressive so that's gotta count for something. Well, I guess this is my 77th jingle. Hmm, now what? JUST KIDDING, Jason! And thanks again!

Lyrics:
Well...
I know a jingler way down South that sure can sing. Oh yeah!
Say, I know a jingler way down South. He sure can sing. Oh yeah!
Plays everything 'cept ukulele.
Yet he taught me through the Google machine.
Yeah, I know a jingler way down South
Who's in his own league. Oh yeah!
You might have pegged him for Eddie Vedder
or STP.
Oh yeah!
But soon you found out he can do whatever.
Even Tina T.
Woa yeah!
But can he mix it? I'd take that bet.
Yeah, he's a triple threat.
I know a jingler way down South
Who's in his own league. Oh yeah!
[Musical interlude- Horns, please!]
Now I know you're asking, what can't he do? I'm sure there's nothing,
probably plays the didgeridoo!
Even makes Smaug sweet, yeah
but all I know,
I know that it never sounds
that good comin' from my home! I know a jingler way down South that sure can sing.
Oh yeah.
Say, I know a jingler way down South.
He sure can sing, oh yeah.
Well, it's insane now! Don't you understand? They ou ou ou ou oughta pay this man!
Yeah, I know a jingler way down South who's in his own league.
Yeah!
Don't you know he can write? Don't you know he can write? He can write, he can write.