Lyrics

Take a trip down to Whole Foods
for a tasty can of lox
4 ounces of smoked fish
you can get for five bucks

Take your Lexus down to Whole Foods
We’ve got avocados too
See the people of the book there
And we’re hoping that Tony comes too!
So we wrote this ad for the Jews! 3E

Can we have Yom Kippur breakfast?
Tony dear, Tony dear?
What the heck is a break fast?
Is it when you eat a schmear?

Tony come here! Spend your money!
We got cara caras too
We’re much better than the Safeway
And we’ll sell you gefilte fish too!
Yes, we’ve even got matzah for you!