Lyrics

When you’re boarding the airplane
passing through se-cur-i-ty
You just pull out Greg Oden, baby
To show ‘em you’re a he not she

But I guess it’s just the woman in you
that made them think of Sandra B
I know you once was a Billy Bob
But now you’re Miss Con-gen-i-al-it-y

You feel just like Caitlyn
Like Caitlyn Jenner in her prime!
You feel just like Caitlyn
Miss Jenner’s going Cajun this time!

N.B. I hope this isn't offensive, it is not intended to be. Also, if anyone can hit the notes of this song without going down an octave or two, feel free to re-record.