Far From the Purple Line (Words and Idea Bert Ayers)

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A parody of a song by The Handsome Family.
A Collaboration by John Welsh in Somerville, MA & Bert Ayers in Berkeley, CA
Recorded: 03/05/2015  Released: 03/05/2015  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

I tweaked a couple lyrics, but the idea and lyrics are Bert Ayers -- it's a bit dated by now but there were some genius lines here. Maybe we could re-record, I could play the guitar part a bit better and we could get someone to sing the lady parts? Umm.. wait, maybe "lady parts" isn't the best way to put it...

From the snowy suburbs his loathing scowl grows
Stooped over the sink of his Chevy Chase abode.

He twines his finger slowly to form a crude salute,
And when I touched his skin, my fingers ran with orange.

In the hushing dusk, he's Mr. Altruism to be sure,
He made his way through Rock Creek park to watch the cherries bloom.

A strange hunger haunted me; the loathing shadow danced.
I fell under a thorny gaze and saw diminished lands.

When the summer warms their yards and the junk unfolds,
Unseemly strangers come to buy his neighbors' clothes.

They come to save some cash and traipse across his lawn,
Oh the plight of being rich, they never should be born.

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  • Bert Ayers in Berkeley, CA
    Ok, so I've dragged my feet long enough and the new season is out. I'm going to send this in and cross my fingers, or just use one to salute.
    3416 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    I like the lo-fi-ness of this a lot. I'm sure it would be good if re-recorded with those ideas, but the vibe of this is already great as is.
    3531 days ago.
  • Bert Ayers in Berkeley, CA
    That sounds great. Maybe message / email me your address and we can ask for both of us to get stickered.
    3531 days ago.
  • John
    either email to Nigel ( thisshowstinks@espn980 ) or let me email KJ to see if we could get another voice in it before you send. It's tough to get on the air these days!
    3531 days ago.
  • Bert Ayers in Berkeley, CA
    Oh, this is great... so how do I / we go about getting this on the air? I'd love to be stickered.
    3531 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    Haunting & somehow funny, all at once!
    3532 days ago.