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I had to lower the key to sing it, and then for some reason I decided to convert the key and my singing back to the original key and it made me laugh. So there you go.

Lonely Kornheiser
On a podcast starts to kvetch
Is Simmons getting sick of him yet?

When he’s in Nigel’s car...
This orange man!

Why order menu things for me
When the sherpa can bring some
peruvian chinese?

We could eat out tonight
But I don’t like mixing fruit and meat!
Then Bill said “on Grantland
we have nothing about Koreeea-ah"

A jumped-up newsie boy
Who never rides on planes
He says “what is a meme?"
He knows nothing about these things
He knows nothing about these things!