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Although this jingle may seem to say otherwise, I did actually enjoy the segment with Tony, Jeanne, and Howard discussing summer vacations in unnecessary detail, including Tony discovering the term "click-bait." Which made me think, that segment was sorta the opposite of click-bait... And speaking of unnecessary wastes of time, I added a superfluous ending to this jingle.

Listing away the moments that made up your vacation days
Does that have a name? Well, what's the opposite of click-bait?
Did you forget, video doesn't play over the radio?
Narrating over ocean sounds - Yeah, you're not quite Yeats
Jeanne's feet sitting in the sunshine. Did she call Michael to say there's no rain?
None of you are all that young guys, The Wheel of slides -one step away
I almost drove into a bus, I should have been more like Thoreau
And then you announce at the end, of course, "This was a great show!"

Parody of "Time" by Pink Floyd