Lyrics

Mailbag, Mr. Tony's mailbag, got your emails, faxes, notes
TK jingles and some Shad
And some jokes you might remember

And then, got some info for your life
Wear some white when on a bike
No, we're not doing Stonehenge
That's the stuff you should remember

The chicken, f---ing chicken,
Can we get something else besides the chicken, just once
That's what the mailbag's for

How much weight, can I bench press?
Damned if you could guess 394
That's what the mailbag's for