We Miss Junior (Hallelujah)

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A parody of a song by Leonard Cohen.
Recorded by John Welsh in Somerville, MA
Recorded: 01/24/2014  Released: 01/28/2014  First aired: 01/28/2014

Lyrics

I heard there was a Wooden story
that Junior told to Jean and Torie
but chicks don't care about Army football, do you?
So he went into a clothing store
and tried on each size 34
until the waistband
stretched its length
round Junior!
we miss Junior,
bring back Junior
we miss Junior
bring back Ju-u-u-u-unior.

A parody of Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah"

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  • John Welsh in Somerville, MA
    Huh. I actually uncharacteristically missed a couple shows this week. I'll have to listen.
    3168 days ago.
  • Hampton Nager in Dallas, TX
    Glad they did an on air correction, John; you certainly deserve it. But I'm sure it was because I wrote "HARRUMPH!" to the show's ombudsman. You're welcome.
    3168 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    Great to hear this on the show again! It tickles me that it tickles them so much. But, give John some love! It sounds like Patrick must have sent it in and so they thought he did it. Still...
    3168 days ago.
  • DRN001 in Chicago
    Moffit? Queue DA: "No, Tony!"
    3169 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    After all this time, this is a mainstay that has now inspired 10 sequels. Awesome!
    3316 days ago.
  • Andrew
    This is frickin genius
    3726 days ago.
  • Markinark7
    Awesome
    3849 days ago.
  • Neil From Rockville in Rockville
    I laugh, I cry, and then I laugh
    3903 days ago.
  • D Walsh Connell in Melbourne, FL
    great job John. Love this one
    3917 days ago.
  • John Welsh
    I certainly would not object to additional renditions, particularly any new lyrics dedicated to Junior -- this is perfect mailbag fodder.
    3926 days ago.
  • diggityd763 in Rockville, MD
    Great job! Loved the reactions from TK and DA. KJ and Jerry, you guys know you the little would welcome your renditions of this song. Or is it against the Podcasting Littlberries' code to cover a song once it's been covered?
    3926 days ago.
  • Moffett in Sacramento, CA
    I cannot stop listening to this, I laugh every time.
    3931 days ago.
  • JB in Indy
    This is really good. Nice job.
    3931 days ago.
  • Matt in Pittsburgh
    This is SO EPIC!
    3932 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    It occurred to me that Jr. hasn't been on the show since the weasels decided they wouldn't pay guests. Anyone who started listening to the show in the last 18 months will have no idea who John "Junior" Feinstein is. We might need a reference sheet for jingles pretty soon as some of these items get more obscure...
    3932 days ago.
  • Jamie in Boston
    Rack him
    3932 days ago.
  • jarad2112 in Washington, DC
    Great song! Forgive the ignorance, but who exactly is "junior?"
    3932 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Sweet!
    3932 days ago.
  • Phillip in Bozeman, Montana in Bozeman, Montana
    LOVE it!
    3933 days ago.
  • bradweiss in Carrboro, NC
    Tears of laughter. Nice picking, too.
    3933 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in St. Paul, MN
    This is great! I was working on this song, but obviously didn't get it finished in time! Awesome job!!!
    3933 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    I love this idea and wish I'd been the first to spoof this song. Awesome.
    3933 days ago.

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