Lyrics

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Tony started readin’ from his bag of mail
The regulars were there and they began to flail
They started throwing punchlines like a boxing ring
You should've heard those knocked out goobers sing

They’d mock, everybody got mocked
Everybody starts at ten o’clock
To listen to the Mailbox Mock

Kjerstin is a songbird, got such dulcet tones
Robert Berg can’t help it cause his mind is blown
That Jerry boy from Annandale went 1-2-3
The whole final segment was a mockery

Let's mock, everybody, let's mock
Everybody waits at ten o’clock
To listen to the Mailbox Mock

Tony said to Chappell back in ‘93
"That was the cutest jingle I ever did see
"I surely was delighted with your parody
"Come on and do the Mailbox Mock with me"

Let's mock, everybody, let's mock
Everybody waits at ten o’clock
To listen' to the Mailbox Mock

[middle eight]

Brad Weiss was a sittin' on a block of stone
Way over in the corner writin' all alone
Then Gary said Professor we don’t really care
If you can't write a jingle you won’t get on air

Let's mock, everybody, let's mock
Everybody waits at ten o’clock
To listen to the Mailbox Mock

Nigel said to Tony, "For Heaven's sake
This segment’s over, now's our chance to take a break."
Tony turned to Nigel and he said, "Nix nix!
"I wanna stick around I wanna gut my Knicks"

Let's mock, everybody, let's mock
Everybody waits at ten o’clock?
To listen to the Mailbox Mock
To listen to the Mailbox Mock
To listen to the Mailbox Mock
To listen to the Mailbox Mock