Lyrics

I wrote the words down for this last week after Jerry tweeted about how Verizon customer service was handling the website being down for the rest of the day... and what appeared to be their blatant disdain for helping their own customers. It's a jingle based on tweets about a jingle website... that is itself about a radio show that I can only listen to via delayed podcast. The dumber an idea I have, the more I enjoy doing it for some reason.

(And I didn't change the song title, cause it makes about as much sense for this parody as it does for the actual song.)

Lyrics
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And I need
To hear the latest jingles
But I might have to wait until tomorrow
Now I see
It all depends on Verizon
And they don't even care

They're just greedy
They're so greedy

Why is it taking 'til tomorrow?
Don't they know we need to hear new songs?
And I feel, and I feel
That they don't care about us
No, they don't care at all

When you have to cancel
And re-sign, re-sign
To just get the best deal
They don't like it, they don't like it, they don't like it

When you ask about that
You'll find, you'll find
That they hate discounts
They don't like you, they don't like you, they don't like you
Don't like you
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Parody of the acoustic version of "Plush" by Stone Temple Pilots