Big Empty

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A parody of a song by Stone Temple Pilots.
Recorded by Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Recorded: 01/15/2015  Released: 01/15/2016  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

So I needed something for number 100... Tony's junk rant + Buying up houses in his neighborhood + Dropping enough cash to just tell the current owner to get out + looking down on "poor" people = Disposable Houses. Big Empty just seemed to fit.

Too much rubbish in my parlour
Too many Renoir's growing in my conservatory
When you're me, homes are disposable, so I'll just buy another
Yeah, I'm not poor like you are

Time to trash this home
I'm rich enough to buy my neighbors
Time to move next door
Here's a bag of cash and walking papers
Time to trash another
I use etagere's for waste containers
Time's up! So now get lost, now get lost, now get lost

Capitulation to filth!
Agglomeration of swill!
Renovation is for stiffs!

Parody of "Big Empty" by Stone Temple Pilots




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  • judofuse in Atlanta
    You guys are too nice - and thanks.
    3210 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    I second what the Professor just said.
    3211 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    Just listening on the prodcast; this is the perfect combination of performance, writing, humor, the right song for the right topic. I bow before greatness.
    3211 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    Thanks! And Kj - You were certainly prophetic in saying that the junk theme might bring you out of your jingle funk... :)
    3214 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    Yes!!! Happy 100th! Man, I feel like a major slouch at only 80 or so jingles. I agree with Rob - these hoarder jingles are jingle gold. It just might be enough to bring me out of my funk. They are all so great. Awesome job here, Jason! Capitulation to filth!
    3215 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    this hoarder thing is absolute jingle gold. i love every single one of them so far. what i wouldn't give to have photographic evidence of this mess.
    3216 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Ahem, #100.....I was thinking of myself, in a week or two. Lol
    3216 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Happy #200 Sir!!! Man, that didn't take you long!!! And Berg is on point!!
    3216 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    you're SO great at STP. you just crush their tracks.
    3216 days ago.
  • Anita from Alaska
    Congratulations? Keep them coming. Bear in mind you are in good company.
    3216 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    AKA: 87 too many.
    3216 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    JINGLE 100!!!!
    3216 days ago.