Steve Wrote One For Me (Seven Nation Army)

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A parody of a song by The White Stripes.
Recorded by Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Recorded: 11/19/2015  Released: 11/23/2015  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

Closing the circle, completing the circuit. :)

I'm gonna tell you all
Steve Lipton has over seventy songs
You should hear them all
For instant turnaround he's number one
You can keep on staying up at night
Writing your sonnets
But a submission faster than the master
you ain't gonna get
I think he posted another during this song
No, wait, it was 4!

Is this a jingle-off?
No, Steve wrote one for me - I'm getting him back
Was it Walkman Seneschal?
or maybe even Diamond Rio Manservant?
Transistor Majordomo? iPod Steward? or Victrola Valet?
A Maitre d' with a Cassette Deck
That knows how to press play?
OH yeah I remember: Boom Box Butler!
That's what it was called!

Turnaround is always fair play

Parody of Seven Nation Army by The White Stripes

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  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Off the charts!!!!
    3098 days ago.
  • Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
    So freaking good.
    3098 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    Thanks Jason! Paraphrasing Jack Black in School of rock, you've touched me and I'm pretty sure I've touched you. That looks even worse in print than when he said it, and he was talking about 5th graders. Anyway, the song was not needed but definitely appreciated in a my-wife-won't-believe-this-one kind of way. And, of course, the last line gave me an idea for a jingle.
    3098 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    Wonderful! Also, I do believe this the first White Stripes parody. Well, maybe not, Steve probably just did one.
    3098 days ago.
  • Anita from Alaska
    Excellent homage. Thought I better comment before Steve submitted another dozen jingles.
    3098 days ago.