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Thanks to Brad for the comment that spawned this idea, which is already so inside I can barely keep it straight myself. I Googled "celebrity favourite candy"... then got area codes off bios for the people that the search returned. The results: Celebrity almost sightings + favourite candy + area codes = Well...

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Tootsie Rolls in the 202 area code
Tootsie Rolls in the 202 area code

In the 424 you might observe Khloe being bratty
Like all Kardashians she just wants a Sugar Daddy
All of a sudden I saw J Hudson in 312
Was she Eating Candy Apples with one of Wilbon's crew?

Who's eating Resse's? Is that Neil Partick Harris?
Peanut butter cups... not the 504 actress
Whitherspoon herself doesn't have a favorite
For Selena Gomez it's Goobers she savours

I mean, she dated Biebers
Who eats the fish that are Swedirsh
He's hit a Sour Patch but he still got the Tweeners
Spottin Ryan Gosling and Britney Spears
That's 2 Mouseketeers
Not 3 Musketeers

Now I hear Zach Efron likes pear Jelly Beans
Almost saw him out there in the 323
Jessica Simpson you might meet
325 - Abeline
She likes M&Ms. Her dad: her D&Ds

212 across the country
Seinfeld with a Bit O Honey
He made a movie about a bee
It wasn't funny
Zachary Quinto
412 and Skittles
Torie might have seen him there when he was really little

Kelly Osbourne likes Cadbury
Makes sense to me
If you're in England you can see
But you can have that 011 prefix
Cause I heard Miley surely would
Twerk for a Twix

Tootsie Rolls in the 202 area code
Tootsie Rolls in the 202 area code

A parody of "Area Codes" by Ludacris and Nate Dogg