Lyrics

Shout out to my dog Layla for staying up past her bed time, to cut this. Extra ration of pig ears for you.

I WANT A NEW DOG
MEDIUM BIG OR TALL
ONE THAT GETS UP INTO THE SHRUBS
FINDS THE GOD DAMN BOCCE BALL

I WANT A NEW DOG
ONE TO JUST SIT AND BLINK
DOESN’T JUDGE ME AS I EAT
ICE CREAM AT THE KITCHEN SINK

ONE THAT WON’T THINK I’M CRAZY
WITH EVERYTHING LITTLE THAT I DO
ONE THAT ENJOYS LEFTOVER CHICKEN PARM FOR TWO
SERVED ON BONE CHINA TOO

I WANT A NEW DOG
ONE THAT JUST NODS ALONG
ONE THAT KNOWS EVERY LYRIC TOO EVERY SINGLE RASCALS SONG

I WANT A NEW DOG
ONE THAT WON’T SIGH AT ME
EVERY TIME I POINT AT SHOUT AT MY FRIENDS ON THE TV

ONE THAT IS THERE TO GREET ME
COMING OFF 18
ONE THAT HOPS IN BED AT NIGHT AND SLEEPS RIGHT NEXT TO ME
YOU’RE A ONE PERCENTER NOW TILLY