Prop Me on the Counter (Rock Me on the Water)

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A parody of a song by Jackson Browne.
Recorded by Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
Recorded: 03/28/2016  Released: 03/28/2016  First aired: 03/29/2016

Lyrics

A TK funeralized experience. Possibly morbid, but the tune wouldn't leave my sick and twisted mind.

ALL THESE PEOPLE GATHERED AROUND YOU
YOUR STUFF IS EVERYWHERE
YOU’VE LEFT IT FOR MICHAEL & FOR LIZ
BUT WE KNOW THEY DON’T CARE
YOU’RE LOFTED UP BESIDE THE SINK
THEIR IS NO WINE OR ICE CREAM NOW
AND THE LINE IS FORMING AND YOUR BODY’S NOT TURNING
GONNA LEAVE YOU THERE JUST LIKE A SCENE FROM WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S
THE ROOM IS FILLED WITH SOCIALITES, ALAN BUBES WORKS THE CROWD
THEY’VE CLOSED UP THE PALM AND BROUGHT ALL THE PARM TO 20015
AND EVERYONE MUST TAKE A SELFIE
WITH THEIR FAVORITE DEAD ORANGE GUY
EULOGY GETS BUTCHERED BY SHEEHAN AND NIGEL
THEY DRESSED YOU LIKE A TURKEY AND THEY PROPPED ON THE COUNTER
PROP ME ON THE COUNTER
PUT SOME JOHNNY WALKER IN MY MOUTH
OH PROP ME ON THE COUNTER
PLEASE TAKE SOMETHING FROM THE BASEMENT AS YOU GO

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  • John alsop
    Best jingle ever
    2471 days ago.
  • Luke Overbey in Charleston, SC
    So good! Also love the turkey line.
    3136 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    I went to elementary school - and so still have lingering attachments to the teams from - Cleveland. I'm afraid I win. I mean lose. Forever. Let me know if the Cavs actually WIN something.
    3139 days ago.
  • Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
    Thanks KJ! Yes, I need to remember we're not alone with insufferable sports teams :)
    3139 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    This is so great, Sean. Very well-deserved praise. I think you could throw MN teams into this discussion: Wild, T-wolves, Twins, and Vikings? C'mon, man! The only winning franchise here are The Lynx. WNBA.
    3140 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    now that Chip Kelly is gone I can resume rooting for them 100%. focus on the positives, anita.
    3140 days ago.
  • Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK
    Words hurt.......
    3140 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    I totally though the Eagles were gonna win the Super Bowl when they signed TO to play lead guitar and slot on third downs.
    3140 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    steve, I DID see that film...Wilbert Montgomery, Jaws, Carmichael, Reggie White...hard to believe this franchise's last title was 1960 considering how often they make the playoffs. again...sorry, anita.
    3140 days ago.
  • Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
    Hate. I'm using the word hate. Don't mind me, it's been a miserable existence rooting for: Caps, O's & Skins. :)
    3140 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    Rob, did you know there's a documentary about the Eagles...?
    3140 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    I like the eagles. I almost always root for the eagles. the flyers are repulsive. sorry, anita.
    3140 days ago.
  • Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK
    Hey stop picking on my Flyers - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAbMAdUcKi8
    3140 days ago.
  • Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
    Amen.
    3140 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    oh I LOATHE the Flyers! more than the Ravens, in fact. the Flyers are detestable. the most odious franchise in all of the 4 major sports in our country.
    3141 days ago.
  • Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
    Appreciate that, Rob. Thankful for your insights always. And I don't hate the state of PA, just Wayne Simmonds and the Flyers.
    3141 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    that turkey line kills me every time. always trust your instincts, sean. of course, if you weren't great at jingling maybe that would be socially irresponsible of me. but you are, so no worries.
    3141 days ago.
  • Anonymous Little
    Very nice! It's the ones that get stuck in your head that absolutely must be done.
    3142 days ago.
  • Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK
    I was wondering how long it would take for someone to funeralize TK. Great stuff Sean.
    3142 days ago.
  • Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
    Thanks so much gents. Had my doubts about this one. I guess if it's stuck in your head, must jingle.
    3142 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    Just wonderful. But where's the NHL reference? I was waiting for it.
    3142 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    Great Jackson Browne, by the way.
    3142 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    Boom!
    3142 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    Great work Sean.
    3142 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Sounding so good here Sean ! Very crisp, and excellent song choice. Bet we hear this in 50 minutes.....
    3142 days ago.

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