Holtby (Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me)

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A parody of a song by Mel Carter.
Recorded by Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
Recorded: 12/15/2015  Released: 12/15/2015  First aired: 12/17/2015

Lyrics

Holtby, Holtby
The man between the pipes and DC’s goalie, goalie.
Unbeknownst to avid Caps fan Tony, Tony.
Sheehan tells you since Greenberg is dead.
Kill me. Kill me. That runs through your head when you hear hockey, Tony.
Off to their best start because of Holtby. That's the goalie.
Would you know him from a homeless man?
Ovi, Backy
Carly, Chimmer, Alzy & yes Trotzy. Trotzy
Don’t you love how hockey dudes use nicknames. Surely.
Tony tell us what numbers they wear.
Never get beyond the 2nd round
In your eyes they’re still the choking dogs

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  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    It's STILL a great one on the August prodcast! So sorry to miss you (and EVERYONE) at Liver. Some day . . .
    3013 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    could this be the Trotz Trotz Trotz of 2016?
    3121 days ago.
  • Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
    Ha, just heard it on the podcast. Too funny! I pray this doesn't jinx my beloved hockey team...
    3121 days ago.
  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    Double the airtime, twice the laughs, nice!
    3121 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    I'm sneaking in with Kj... amazingly good and funny.
    3244 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    I see I'm late to the party! Absolutely fabulous. Congrats, Sean!
    3244 days ago.
  • Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
    Thanks fellas. You called that Rob.
    3244 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    I believe I had that....but you have to go back to the comments on sean's previous jingle. and ignore the 2016 part.
    3244 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    You know how else you can tell? By listening to it! You tech guys and your analytics, sheesh.
    3244 days ago.
  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    You can gauge the excellence of this one by the number of new commenters/visitors to the site in the past 24 hours. Great job all around!
    3244 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    word.
    3245 days ago.
  • Amanda
    This is fantastic! Give that man a contract!
    3245 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    Sean, I think you need a recording contract to do promotional jingles for the NHL - it's your wheelhouse!
    3245 days ago.
  • Siobhan
    This is freakin' FABULOUS!
    3245 days ago.
  • Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
    That was a gas!
    3245 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    "This is the one that knocked us out!"
    3245 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    Tony LOVES you!
    3245 days ago.
  • Anita from Alaska
    Elliot-Seawolves!!
    3246 days ago.
  • ElliotO in Hauppauge, NY
    Nicely done...this today, then maybe my new one with Joe tomorrow or whenever Cilizza is in again (Cilizza may be Gretchen Wu's No. 1 fan) Hey Anita, Nanooks or Seawolves?
    3246 days ago.
  • Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
    Thanks all!
    3247 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    Way to go Morsy!
    3247 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    Tomorrow, I say. Great. Elsewhere, around.....
    3247 days ago.
  • Anita from Alaska
    This is simply lovely. I'm a huge hockey fan so even better. I see airtime in your future.
    3247 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    Whose nickname is "Shirley"? This is wonderful!
    3247 days ago.
  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    Jeanne on the show Wednesday and I will bet this one will be on there too! This is so great, listing all the nicknames kills me. And you play it all straight, which really puts it over well. Nice job outta you, Sean!
    3247 days ago.