Hard to Travel with Me Man (Travelin' Band)

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A parody of a song by Creedence Clearwater Revival.
Recorded by Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Recorded: 02/03/2016  Released: 02/03/2016  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

I still can't believe he asked them if the plane had enough fuel to make it all the way to San Francisco.

Does that 737 have to refuel in the sky?
How many bathrobes does this hotel provide?
I'm warning you...
It's hard to travel with me man, yeah
Taking Xanax with both hands,
I might need your help to stand
It's hard to travel with me man

James Norris, Mili, Jeannie
Conrad, Tommy, Steve
The Kornheiser Flight Crew
And Nigel from the village will tell you
It's hard to travel with me man, yeah
I want a robe that's monogrammed
I could walk... but call a cab
It's hard to travel with me man

You sent me to the super bowl, when can I get in 18 holes?
If you booked a place to stay, that doesn't have a sommelier...
We're moving!
It's hard to travel with me man, yeah
Whether flying or by land,
Complaining is my brand
It's hard to travel with me man. (whooooooo)

Parody of "Travelin' Band" by CCR

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  • judofuse in Atlanta
    Thanks everyone. I have no reason to know the word sommelier either, but somehow it's in my brain. The Tiny Bathrooms song from Brad's comment below turned out to be truly spectacular, and John - that "whoooa" at the end is totally inspired by how much I enjoy hearing you do a similar thing in several songs. :)
    3054 days ago.
  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    This is great, Jason! You've packed so many moments from this crazy week in here and done it so well. I'm most impressed by you working in sommelier. As ridiculous as it might sound, there is a documentary called "Somm" on Netflix that follows 4 folks' quest to pass the Master Sommelier exam and it is really quite compelling.
    3071 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    this was a weird week of radio.
    3072 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    Brad I am tearing up over your comment. Can't wait to hear the the Elton.
    3073 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    It's hard to believe he does bring his own sommelier with him, isn't it? "This 2011 Gamay has the notes of cherry and burnt umber that are really accentuated when drunk over a sink." PS. His mention of the fact that planes have "such tiny bathrooms" has got me thinking about Elton John . . . REALLY GOOD!!
    3073 days ago.
  • John Fitzpatrick in Arlington, VA
    SOomuch to love here - but the closing "whoooooooooaaaah" is may fave!
    3074 days ago.
  • Sean Morrissey in Frederick,MD
    So good, Jason. Great idea, and vocals are on point.
    3074 days ago.
  • Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AK
    How fun is this! Love it Jason. I'm just starting this week's podcasts so looking forward to the stories that spawned the great jingles this week. Not sure if I have mentioned it before but all the jinglers are so great and talented. I can't wait for the LeBatard is Dead to Us jingle onslaught.
    3074 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    Nice job Jason. A killer twist on the title is always funny to me. Also had to look up sommelier because I can't afford places that have one.
    3074 days ago.

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