You're Gonna Die Soon! (Sarah Silverman)

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A parody of a song by Sarah Silverman.
A Collaboration by robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA & Jason Fuse in Los Angeles
Recorded: 01/21/2016  Released: 01/21/2016  First aired: 01/22/2016

Lyrics

No karaoke track? No Problem! Just email Jason Fuse, give him an hour, and he will send back a track even BETTER than the original!


Can you grill your own toast?
Are you stocked up on booze?
If it's survival of the fittest then you'll surely lose
Do you have a hundred bucks if the pilot light goes out?
The Grim Reaper's surfing a snowiccane wave
Do you want those golf score cards displayed?
Lining your coffin next week at your wake
Have you updated your will to include your 3rd house?
Could you bequeath me your old humidifier?

You're gonna die soon
You're gonna die soon
Try to shovel out you'll cultivate angina
You're gonna die soon
You're gonna die soon
You'll probably starve to death you can't eat bone china
You're gonna die soon
You're gonna die soon
Buried in the rat hole that you're occupying
You'd better repent
And you'd better commence
Goodbye-ing

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  • Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MN
    I second that hilarious. And Rob is spot on about Jason. The guy can do it all. And is extremely generous with his time. The bone china angle definitely needs to be the focus of more jingles.
    3087 days ago.
  • Ernie in Central Pennsyltucky
    hilarious
    3089 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    That is a ridiculous idea, that I would certainly buy stock in. We gotta have more with bits from the animal bone (or bown) discussion from Wednesday - I couldn't believe what I was hearing and I loved every minute of it. Raccoons, birds and cows are in the rain all the time!
    3089 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    if you don't do it, steve, i'm going to. tori amos's China? see if KJ will sing it?
    3089 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    Do you think Satchmo is making arrangement to have himself recycled into a set of bone china for Micheal? Maybe he can end up in the plates under Chicken Parm at the Palm? Maybe that concept would make for a grizzly jingle?
    3089 days ago.
  • joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MD
    The new Lennon/McCartney?????
    3089 days ago.
  • Anita from Alaska
    Very nice. After the apocalypse If someone gets to TK's house before I do grab the fish tray for me.
    3089 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    in honor of my favorite professional athlete, for jingle #66 i give you...THIS thing!
    3089 days ago.