Purse Toting Man (Street Fighting Man)

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A parody of a song by The Rolling Stones.
Recorded by robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
Recorded: 04/30/2017  Released: 04/30/2017  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

Everywhere I hear the sound of a crackpot Rondo fanboy
And scolding Tone for elitist groans is a 99% man, boy
Well what can a millionaire hold
To store Gucci gloves for his hands?
In arid Scottsdale town
Walking around there’s a purse totin’ man

When you’re near Jay-Z and watching Prince without the Revolution
And Beyonce’s hair, you’re so aware, could render absolution
Well what can an omniscient man hold
In a strip club making business plans?
Taking bills out of his bag
For garter snaps is a purse toting man

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  • Jerry in Annandale, VA
    I was just thinking that we need to parody this song. Is this about Wilbon?
    1864 days ago.
  • Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VA
    99% man boy! I like it,
    2624 days ago.
  • mrlip in Springfield, VA
    Great twist on the title.
    2624 days ago.