Lyrics

Great thanks to KJ and Jason for saying yes to this song, which i literally could not have done without their generosity and talent.


RG3 Superstar
Best quarterback in the league by far
RG3 next Labor Day
when you're resurrected where will you play?

Every time I look at you I don't understand
How the optimism you unleashed got flushed down the can
You had a cannon arm, downfield accuracy, and
You were faster than Darrell Green, of course, he's a quinquagenarian
Your social media posts suggest you're bad at public relations
You're now less popular than a head lice infestation

Struggled with your reads
Flawed mechanically
No longer trust your feet
The stigmata is on your psyche

Your Crown of Thorns
The 6 Rams traded for
you, for the coin toss came forth and
Dwarfed what you re worth

RG3, best QB
Better than Rodgers and Tom Brady
RG3 RG3
On the scout team playing strong safety
RG3 Subway King
Can you lay hands on DeSean's hamstring?
RG3 would you say
A potato should go where there's a Redskin face

Back to DC in the Senate someday