Lyrics

***If you missed today's first Sheehan newscast, I suggest you listen to it first before hearing the following.....

I saw loving in your bark yesterday
I was hoping that you'd go all the way
I'm a man with no inhibitions
took some drugs, 'cause I was bored
that's how I got in this condition
Just call me THOR, just call me THOR

Flakka Flakka Flakka Flakka tree in Florida
I've gone insane
Flakka in my brai-ai-ain
if you're trying to stun me I'll be stabbing you with your badge
get away from me....gimme back my tree!!!

By Joe Aro
Parody of "KARMA CHAMELEON" by CULTURE CLUB
After the Florida "FLAKKA" story