Lyrics

No offense intended to my neighbors the next state down. :) My wife was born there. I have family that lives there... Wait, my life is making a lot more sense all of a sudden.

When you hear a story so crazy
You know - with flakka, gators or clowns
Chance is 3 out of 4
There's one place it went down

Well, it always comes out of there
Comedy so Divine
Makes sense if you've been, yeah
But even Dante couldn't write it

And it's the state of F L O R I-I-I-I-I
F L O R I D A - Florida
F L O R I D A - Florida
Florida Man's going wild! Florida
Woodworking dogwood style! Florida
Ow ow ow ow ow ow... splinters

Parody of Gloria by THEM (Featuring Van Morrison)