Lyrics

I had the idea to do this song with a "Don't you know who I am?" theme for months, but never had a single word beyond that. Thanks to Brad for writing the lyrics and singing the chorus!

Who I am?
Don't you know who?

I called up my phone plan provider
No one there could help me out
Guy said, "I need to know your passcode sir"
If I had hair, I'd be tearin' it out

I needed points from my Marriott plan
So they searched my credit card bills
With all those nights at the Mayflower downtown
I'd procure myself a grill

Don't you know who? (Who I am? Don't you know who?)
Can't believe that you don't know! (Who I am? Don't you know who?)
Don't you know who? (Who I am? Don't you know who?)
Can't believe that you don't know! (Who I am? Don't you know who?)

Parody of "Who Are You?" by The Who