Lyrics

It really is strange that I enjoy listening to Kevin give extended weather reports that are both delayed due to podcast, and about an area in which I don't live anywhere near.

This is the mellow/lounge version. I think the somber tone of the music makes this way dumber-er.

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Oh thinking about the weather there
In the 20015
Will they live or will they die?
Now we need to hear on the podcast
How are the roads out there?
Not for today,
But for 2 days in the past.

Old weather is all that we want
And we find in the podcast
The rest are merely guessing
We need Kevin.
And he can say he had that
'Cause we don't need a now-cast
We want weather from the past
We need Kevin.

And we've been waiting here so long
For the podcast to arrive
How else will we know what it's like outside?
Like, should we have worn our coats?
Or carried our umbrellas?
Yeah, let us know in a day or two.

O-o-old, O-o-o-o-old
Old weather we want, old weather we need

Parody of 'Heaven' by Bryan Adams