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Tony's obsession with how Cillizza got those seats and the ensuing story was amazing. The text recap that Gary did during this story was so great I attempted to turn it into it's own verse.

Over right handed batters,
He is yapping to his left
He wasn't even watching, pitch by pitch
I saw him, drinking red wine, I think it was a Merlot
Oh how'd he ever get there, I need to know
About the seats of Chris Cillizza

7:41 - absolute front row! - he's eating!
8:13 - he's not watching! , yapping and drinking!
8:37 - Chris is missing! - The Orchid's out
Fister hits a single, and now he's back!
In the seats of Chris Cillizza

Parody of "The Streets of Philadelphia" by Bruce Springsteen