Lyrics

Whatever Tony wants, Tony gets
And after last week, little Tony wants you
A corporate apartment (corporate apartment)
Just downtown (just downtown)
To recline himself, resign himself, it’s true

He always gets what he aims for
Especially when it’s not something he’s paid for
Whatever Tony wants (Tony wants), Tony gets (Tony gets)
Don’t want a boat, just a free place to live
(downtown, no he won’t drive downtown)
He’s the exception to the rule
So show production fools
Give in (Give in, you’ll never win)

Whatever Tony wants, Tony gets

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So after doing almost a dozen of these stupid things, I finally got the wife in on one ;-). She's never actually listened to the show (something about taking care of 4 kids during the day leaves little time for the "information for life" we absorb everyday), but from what I've told her about the show, she figured this song would be a perfect song to do for the old man. Tony's brush with hotel life last week gave the perfect opportunity.

Many thanks to the Mrs. for devoting a good portion of her night to this!