Beat it (Beat it)

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A parody of a song by Michael Jackson.
Recorded by Swingmonalisa in Bel Air, MD
Recorded: 01/18/2015  Released: 01/18/2016  First aired: unaired

Lyrics

This song has been done before to describe McManus eating it, but I can't believe I didn't think of this before, with Tony wanting to be rich enough to literally buy people's houses out from under them.

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They’re sitting there and eating chicken pot pie.
When suddenly they hear a knock from the ouside
Hank goes to the door, looks through the peep hole
To see it, just see it

Out on his landing is a strange looking man,
He’s orange, bald, and behind him’s a moving van
Hank opens the door, and’s confused all the more
To meet him, and the old man he says

“Just Beat it! (beat it) Beat it! (beat it)
Pack your stuff and scram, I mean it!
I need this place for my bone china
Here’s all this money, this house is mine
So beat it! (beat it) Beat it! (beat it)
I’m richer than you, I mean it
Thirty one hundred square feet is small
But I can use it to store bocce balls
So beat it, just beat it
Beat it, just beat it."

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  • will in NC
    outstanding, just reading the lyrics makes me laugh; you sir get a standing O
    3210 days ago.
  • judofuse in Atlanta
    I love the idea of scoping out the square footage of a house in order to store junk. Very well done.
    3211 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    hank just kills me. and chicken pot pie.
    3211 days ago.
  • Swingmonalisa in Bel Air, MD
    I seriously think Tony's long-lived hoarder story is the gift that keeps on giving. It's going to be the same thing as bocce balls. And Anita, with old people in general, weather always wins ;-)
    3213 days ago.
  • Anita from Alaska
    Fantastic. If the weather jingles don't dominate the rest of this week I think this might see air time.
    3213 days ago.
  • robert berg in Pittsburgh, PA
    yep, it was sitting right there in plain sight. great concept, and i love the details in the "story" too. great construction, john.
    3213 days ago.

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