Lyrics

Like Jerry said on his great Trump/Lump jingle, we don't get too political on this site and the show, but Trump is...something else. When Tony was saying "Look at me!" on today's show, it reminded me of this song, which my 3 year old will randomly start singing throughout the day (along with "We Built this City"). Pardon the awful New Yawk accent...
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“Don’t’ be dumb. You’re in the papes, you’re famous. You’re famous you say anything you want! That’s what’s so great about the Trump”

A new toupee and my name in the paper
A permanent scowl at Mexican labor
A private jet with sparklin’ water
A hot new wife, some old cronies’ daughter

Look at me!
I am Donald the Trump
Suddenly, I’m “respectable”
Yellin’ right at’cha
Ogre-ish stature
Hangin’ with all the candidate schmucks
I’m blowin’ the smoke up all of your rumps
And here I be, ain’t I pretty
Backed by Brady
I am Donald the Trump

A new lawsuit for chapter eleven
Throwin’ more curves than Bert Blyleven
Havana cigars from across the border
Don’t believe what they say in the Star Reporter

Tip your hat
I’m your prez for sure
(“How ‘bout that
I’m the prez for sure”)
They’re all are rats
You are covering.
I’ll get a big bump,
I’m Donald the Trump
Makin’ the headlines verbally punching
Exploitin’ the weak as they serve me lunch
When I’m on air, I am showing
A wolf in sheep’s clothing.
Don’t forget Donald the Trump