Lyrics

One beautiful thing about having 4 kids is (a) hearing kids music, and how it's changed since I was younger and (b) using them as pawns to sing said music. This is the newer version of the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse theme song by They Might Be Giants (who have a few EXCELLENT kids CD's).

It’s K - O - R - N - H - E - I - S - E - R
It’s K - O - R - N - H - E - I - S - E - R

It’s the Kornheiser mailbag
Emails, faxes, and your notes
It’s the Kornheiser mailbag

Roll Call!

Snark! Present!
Slander! Here!
Fact-checking! Here!
Lunches! Yum Yum!
Area codes! Here!
Weather! Right here!

It’s the Kornheiser mailbag
Emails, faxes, and your notes
It’s the Kornheiser mailbag
Readin’ things from all you dopes

It’s K - O - R - N - H - E - I - S - E - R


You have NO idea how difficult it was to even get three of them singing even half of Kornheiser's name at the right speed ;-). The final result isn't perfect (can't really hear the "ch" in the "H") but props to the kids for getting it pretty darn close.