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Tony's (appropriate) hysteria this week about the ineptitude of the TSA led to him letting us all know how he feels about how they let "some people" in and we'd be surprised who he actually profiles. I'm gonna guess it's all those people he's said on air that need to die, or at least make their afternoon a little more miserable ;-).



There’s no way I’m fishin’
Don’t travel in the skies
But when I do, it always seems I’m in for a surprise
You see, I got derision of the people they let by
And I’m left standing, wondering why

I can pick the bad guys
And it feels so good
You know I’d get a medal from my local neighborhood
That guy’s got a Cavs jersey, let’s take him aside
Bet I’d do better than 95%

I just want a really safe flight, you see
Let’s nab that cross-country runner with skis
You call it profiling, I call it truth. Hey is that Raju?
We better pick him up too, trust me.
Are you kidding me you let HER be?
I’m Tony Kornheiser, TSA agent to behold